The silent protest has never been louder. Featuring our grumpy little crab and the universally relatable phrase "I Work Here and I Don’t Like It," this sticker is perfect for...

If you’ve ever been the guy with the spreadsheet and absolutely no plan—this shirt’s for you. Featuring our sharply dressed possum deep in "thought" (read: panic), this tee is ideal...

Some people are visionaries. Some people are idea machines. And some people… showed up. This hoodie is for the spreadsheet warriors, the half-baked brainstormers, and the guys who say “Let’s...

For notes that range from "big idea" to "why did I write this at 2am?"—this notebook is perfect for overthinkers, underachievers, and guys just kinda doing their best. Featuring our...

Peak performance? No thanks. This sticker captures the energy of “I opened Excel and immediately forgot what I was doing.” Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or planner you...

Celebrate excellence, sarcasm, or whatever this is with our “Employee of the Month (Again)” mug—featuring Fanfare Threads’ iconic desk goat. Perfect for the coworker who keeps winning despite clearly doing...

Fuel your analysis paralysis with the mug that understands. Featuring a mildly stressed possum reviewing his quarterly regrets, this mug is perfect for Monday meetings, deep thoughts, or shallow sips...

Start your day like the legend you are—with a hot drink and an even hotter ego. This Fanfare Threads mug features our sunglasses-wearing goat at his desk, fully aware of...