At Fanfare Threads, we specialize in wearable expressions of existential dread—often featuring animals with strong opinions. This shirt features a disgruntled crab and a painfully relatable slogan for anyone who's...

Professionalism? Optional. Swagger? Mandatory. This Fanfare Threads classic features our smug little goat mascot sitting at a desk labeled “GOATED,” because sometimes greatness just shows up, clocks in, and gets...

Back at it again. Whether you're actually the office MVP or just loudly unbothered by corporate nonsense, this smug little goat has your back. Featuring our iconic shades-wearing mascot and...

Corporate life got you crawling sideways through the day? Same. This hoodie features our exhausted, over-it crab and the painfully honest declaration: “I Work Here and I Don’t Like It.”...

Comfy. Confident. Chronically correct. The “Goated” hoodie features our smug little desk goat—sunglasses on, posture terrible, ego maxed out. It’s a wearable trophy for anyone who’s coasting through life on...

Not everyone can be him—but you? You’re wearing the hat. This classic dad cap features a laid-back curved brim and our goated design: a cartoon goat in sunglasses chillin’ at...

Some people earn titles. Others just are. This Fanfare Threads sticker features our smug little desk goat—sunglasses on, confidence maxed out—because being goated is more of a vibe than a...