DESCRIPTION
Some people are visionaries. Some people are idea machines. And some people… showed up. This hoodie is for the spreadsheet warriors, the half-baked brainstormers, and the guys who say “Let’s circle back” and hope someone else forgets.
Featuring our deeply average possum in full business attire—gloves, graphs, and glazed-over focus—this hoodie is warm, comfy, and perfect for pretending to think very hard while doing very little.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Printed for the mid-level minds by Fanfare Threads
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Every hoodie is printed just for you when you order, helping us reduce overproduction and corporate nonsense. Thanks for keeping it sustainable—even if your ideas aren’t.
