DESCRIPTION
This one’s for the bois. The robe-swapping, dungeon-dodging, pixel-grinding legends who somehow pulled both white bags AND a partner.
Loud, proud, and aggressively specific, this shirt makes a bold statement: love is real, and apparently so is that guy running Shatters with 12,000 hours and a 15-year-old laptop.
Whether you're the Chad of the Nexus or just want people to ask you uncomfortable questions at Target, this tee is for you.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Designed for questionable choices and jugg drops by Fanfare Threads
Each shirt is made to order just like every realm run you bail on after getting armor broken. It ships a little slower but helps reduce overproduction—because unlike Realm servers, we care about sustainability.
