This is the comfiest middle finger to conformity you'll ever wear. Like if a cozy tavern brawl became clothing, but with cleaner stitching. Equal parts softness and rebellion.
Yes, it still has the flaming skeleton biker.
Yes, the eagle is still screaming.
Yes, the fire is still metaphysically burning in the background.
Perfect for:
– Lounging aggressively
– Shouting “HELL YEAH” at Sunday brunch
– Cuddling while still giving off motorcycle energy
You’re not just warm. You’re righteously warm. And that matters.
Thanks to on-demand manufacturing, each sweatshirt is custom-forged when you order—no overstock, just pure attitude printed fresh.
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
23 ½ |
| M |
28 |
21 |
24 |
| L |
29 |
23 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
25 |
24 |
| 2XL |
31 |
26 ½ |
24 |
| 3XL |
32 |
28 |
24 |