DESCRIPTION
Comfy. Confident. Chronically correct. The “Goated” hoodie features our smug little desk goat—sunglasses on, posture terrible, ego maxed out. It’s a wearable trophy for anyone who’s coasting through life on raw talent, blind luck, or just sheer main character energy.
Whether you’re dominating spreadsheets or just silently judging your coworkers, this hoodie lets the world know: you didn’t ask for greatness. It found you.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Printed with unmistakable swagger by Fanfare Threads
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This hoodie is made just for you—no bulk runs, no overstock, just perfectly timed superiority. Ships a little slower, but then again… legends are never in a rush.
