Is it self-care? Is it avoidance? Who’s to say. Featuring our blissfully unaware raccoon surrounded by snacks, screens, and delusion, this hoodie is a warm hug from the coping gods...

Still buffering. This hoodie features our emotionally exhausted skeleton reclining on a therapist's couch with a coffee in hand and a soul still under construction. Whether you're healing, hiding, or...

Corporate life got you crawling sideways through the day? Same. This hoodie features our exhausted, over-it crab and the painfully honest declaration: “I Work Here and I Don’t Like It.”...

Comfy. Confident. Chronically correct. The “Goated” hoodie features our smug little desk goat—sunglasses on, posture terrible, ego maxed out. It’s a wearable trophy for anyone who’s coasting through life on...

Finally, a hoodie brave enough to say what everyone’s thinking: it’s you. The “I’m With Stupid” hoodie features a bold upward-pointing arrow, perfect for roasting yourself, challenging God, or just...

Some people are visionaries. Some people are idea machines. And some people… showed up. This hoodie is for the spreadsheet warriors, the half-baked brainstormers, and the guys who say “Let’s...

Fuel your analysis paralysis with the mug that understands. Featuring a mildly stressed possum reviewing his quarterly regrets, this mug is perfect for Monday meetings, deep thoughts, or shallow sips...

Peak performance? No thanks. This sticker captures the energy of “I opened Excel and immediately forgot what I was doing.” Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or planner you...