DESCRIPTION
At Fanfare Threads, we specialize in wearable expressions of existential dread—often featuring animals with strong opinions. This shirt features a disgruntled crab and a painfully relatable slogan for anyone who's ever smiled through a shift and plotted their escape.
Soft, lightweight, and just stretchy enough to claw your way through the workday, this tee is perfect for office rebels, crustacean enthusiasts, or anyone who feels personally attacked by Mondays.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Crabby design printed with love (and mild irritation) by Fanfare Threads
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver. Producing on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction—thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and supporting independent creators!