DESCRIPTION
Warm, loud, and completely unhinged—this hoodie makes no promises and offers zero solutions. Featuring a flame-drenched slogan and the world’s cockiest face, it’s perfect for existential jokes, ironic patriotism, or making everyone else at the gas station deeply uncomfortable.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Printed with terminal meme energy by Fanfare Threads
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Made just for you when ordered. Ships a bit slower—but that’s what happens when you ignite the timeline. Thanks for keeping it cursed and sustainable.
