DESCRIPTION
Corporate life got you crawling sideways through the day? Same. This hoodie features our exhausted, over-it crab and the painfully honest declaration: “I Work Here and I Don’t Like It.” Because nothing says “team player” like broadcasting your morale on a cozy, wearable banner of defeat.
Ideal for workplace rebels, retail survivors, and anyone who’s ever responded to “How are you?” with just… a stare.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Printed with crustacean-grade honesty by Fanfare Threads
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
Each hoodie is made to order—so while it ships a bit slower, it helps reduce overproduction (unlike your company’s onboarding process). Thanks for repping workplace misery responsibly.
