Dad Hat - Goated

Not everyone can be him—but you? You’re wearing the hat. This classic dad cap features a laid-back curved brim and our goated design: a cartoon goat in sunglasses chillin’ at a desk like he owns the place (because he does).

Low-profile, high-status. Whether you’re running errands or running the game, this hat’s giving “I peaked and I’m fine with that.”

Adjustable strap. Embroidered flex. Guaranteed to raise your perceived charisma score by at least 3 points.*

*Not evaluated by any official metric. But like, come on. Look at it.

Each hat is stitched up after you order—less waste, more taste. By going on-demand, you’re helping reduce overproduction and giving this goat the respect he deserves.

Made for legends. Printed for you.

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