Float through the day in the Spaced Out tee—a cosmic couch-lock classic. Featuring a wide-eyed wanderer with leafy pupils and a content grin, this design says everything without saying anything....
Keep warm while you drift off with the Spaced Out crewneck. This cozy stoner staple stars your favorite galactic couch potato, baked to the brink of enlightenment with stars in...
Science hits different. The Atom Bong hoodie fuses nuclear-level knowledge with cosmic relaxation, featuring a glowing green glass bong wrapped around a classical atomic model. Whether you're splitting atoms or...
Blaze through history with the Penjamin Franklin tee. This 18th-century statesman just discovered the high life—and he’s not looking back. Featuring a classic portrait of Franklin confidently ripping a vape,...
Albert Einstein, mid-thought and mid-puff. This surreal vintage-style poster reimagines the genius himself with a contemplative stare, a glowing backwoods in one hand, and a pencil in the other—held just...
The Tactical Nuke of Cozy Chaos. Throw this thing on and you’re basically a warlock of warmth and unfiltered rebellion. This hoodie doesn’t just block wind—it gives it a wedgie...
This is the comfiest middle finger to conformity you'll ever wear. Like if a cozy tavern brawl became clothing, but with cleaner stitching. Equal parts softness and rebellion. Yes, it...
Some designs ask questions. This one sets the whole conversation on fire. Featuring a high-contrast face in shades and text engulfed in glorious digital flames, this shirt is for the...
Float through the day in the Spaced Out tee—a cosmic couch-lock classic. Featuring a wide-eyed wanderer with leafy pupils and a content grin, this design says everything without saying anything....
Sometimes the clown is you—and that’s okay. This “I’m With Stupid” tee points the finger right where it belongs: straight up. Bold, self-roasting, and just unhinged enough to get a...
A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. • 100% combed and ringspun cotton • Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun...
This one’s for the bois. The robe-swapping, dungeon-dodging, pixel-grinding legends who somehow pulled both white bags AND a partner. Loud, proud, and aggressively specific, this shirt makes a bold statement:...
Healing takes time. Sometimes, it takes forever. This Fanfare Threads favorite features a skeleton patiently recharging on a therapist's couch, coffee in hand and feelings pending. It’s the perfect fit...
He’s comfy. He’s calm. He’s coping—kind of. This Fanfare Threads exclusive features a blissed-out raccoon mid-snack, mid-game, mid-denial. Paired with the painfully honest question "Is it really a coping mechanism...
Blaze through history with the Penjamin Franklin tee. This 18th-century statesman just discovered the high life—and he’s not looking back. Featuring a classic portrait of Franklin confidently ripping a vape,...
