Start your day like the legend you are—with a hot drink and an even hotter ego. This Fanfare Threads mug features our sunglasses-wearing goat at his desk, fully aware of...

Celebrate excellence, sarcasm, or whatever this is with our “Employee of the Month (Again)” mug—featuring Fanfare Threads’ iconic desk goat. Perfect for the coworker who keeps winning despite clearly doing...

Healing takes time. Sometimes, it takes forever. This Fanfare Threads favorite features a skeleton patiently recharging on a therapist's couch, coffee in hand and feelings pending. It’s the perfect fit...

He’s comfy. He’s calm. He’s coping—kind of. This Fanfare Threads exclusive features a blissed-out raccoon mid-snack, mid-game, mid-denial. Paired with the painfully honest question "Is it really a coping mechanism...

Professionalism? Optional. Swagger? Mandatory. This Fanfare Threads classic features our smug little goat mascot sitting at a desk labeled “GOATED,” because sometimes greatness just shows up, clocks in, and gets...

Back at it again. Whether you're actually the office MVP or just loudly unbothered by corporate nonsense, this smug little goat has your back. Featuring our iconic shades-wearing mascot and...

At Fanfare Threads, we specialize in wearable expressions of existential dread—often featuring animals with strong opinions. This shirt features a disgruntled crab and a painfully relatable slogan for anyone who's...