Finally, a hoodie brave enough to say what everyone’s thinking: it’s you. The “I’m With Stupid” hoodie features a bold upward-pointing arrow, perfect for roasting yourself, challenging God, or just...

Some people are visionaries. Some people are idea machines. And some people… showed up. This hoodie is for the spreadsheet warriors, the half-baked brainstormers, and the guys who say “Let’s...

Fuel your analysis paralysis with the mug that understands. Featuring a mildly stressed possum reviewing his quarterly regrets, this mug is perfect for Monday meetings, deep thoughts, or shallow sips...

Peak performance? No thanks. This sticker captures the energy of “I opened Excel and immediately forgot what I was doing.” Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or planner you...

If you’ve ever been the guy with the spreadsheet and absolutely no plan—this shirt’s for you. Featuring our sharply dressed possum deep in "thought" (read: panic), this tee is ideal...

For notes that range from "big idea" to "why did I write this at 2am?"—this notebook is perfect for overthinkers, underachievers, and guys just kinda doing their best. Featuring our...

Peak confidence. Minimal research. Maximum sticker energy. Slap this on your laptop, water bottle, or forehead as a public service announcement: you’ve officially reached the summit of the Dunning–Kruger Effect....

Everyone’s been there. That glorious peak where confidence is high, knowledge is low, and the fall is inevitable. This shirt proudly marks your position on the Dunning–Kruger graph—right at the...